Here it is then, the Doctor Who alphabet (or, The Alphabet according to my former lab partner):
A is for Allons-y! often used by number Ten.
B is for bowties which are cool anywhere and when.
C is for Cybermen and the thousands they deleted.
D is for Daleks whom the Time Lords defeated.
E is for Earth on the verge of extermination
F is for fezzes: an overnight sensation.
G is for Gallifrey with the orange sky.
H is for Help! A request the Doctor can't deny.
I is for I'm Sorry because sometimes everybody loses.
J is for John Smith: an alias of many uses.
K is for K-9, a tindog most sublime.
L is for love which crops up all the time.
M is for Mars: a planet not so far away.
N is for New New York where there's a gridlock all day.
O is for the Ood and the sad song they sang.
P is for the Pandorica opening and another big bang.
Q is for questions, unanswered for so long.
R is for running into River Song.
S is for a sonic screwdriver: the doctor's hidden ace.
T is for TARDIS travelling throu